Now if only I liked pipe smoking.

Last night I solved a crime. It was complex and involved red herrings including my maintenance man and a missing set of keys. I knew then that I was on the wrong career path and was destined for great things as a detective. My sleuthing skills were excellent and I ended up putting behind bars a man who had been costing people thousands of dollars through embezzlement that involved messing with their air-conditioners.

And then I woke up. . .and realized that the logic (or lack thereof) of my little mystery would have made it so a child of five could have cracked the puzzle.

*Sigh* Back to my report-writing I guess.